Events
every thursday at 7:30
music bingo!
Bring your best guesses and your worst singing voices – it’s Music Bingo Night at Malarkey! We’re talking bangers, throwbacks, guilty pleasures, and those “wait… I KNOW this song!” moments. No intense rules, no pressure – just good vibes, cold drinks, and a room full of people shouting song titles with absolute confidence (right or wrong). Grab a table, grab a card, and let’s see who’s got the sharpest ears in the bar.
Hosted by Carly Billing and Hub of Trivia and Events
Free to play! 7:30 pm start time – No reservations needed
Saturday, april 25
Dance party!
The Ultimate Weekend Soundtrack 🎧🥂
Looking for a guaranteed good time? You just found it.
Join us as DJ Dave Tyson steps into the booth to do what he does best: read the room and play exactly what you want to hear. Known for his seamless mixing and incredible track selection, Dave is serving up a feel-good blend of classic hits, modern bangers, and everything in between.
Perfect For: Big groups, birthday crews, and anyone ready to let loose. 💃🕺
Expect: Great drinks, great company, and zero bad songs.
No Cover! 10pm – 2am
Saturday, may 02
Ottawa Street beer crawl & dance party!
The Ultimate Cinco de Mayo Double-Header 🌮🍻🪩
Ottawa Street is turning up the heat! Why settle for just one party when you can celebrate all day and all night?
Kick off your Saturday with the Ottawa Street Beer Crawl – Cinco de Mayo Edition. Swap your standard stouts for ice-cold cervezas, margaritas, and festive vibes as you hop between your favourite spots. Then, when the sun goes down, the real fiesta begins. DJ Mar takes over the decks to transform the venue into a massive Saturday night dance party.
The Schedule: 🍹 Crawl by day | 🎧 DJ Mar by night
The Mission: Pace yourself. This is going to be a spicy one. 🌶️
Beer Crawl 2pm – 11pm
DJ Mar 10pm – 2am
No Cover!
friday, may 08
dance party!
100% Bangers. Zero Skips. 💿🚀
Ready to party like it’s 2004?
Join us on Friday, May 8th as DJ Todd G and Jooce bring the heat for a high-voltage trip through two iconic decades of music. Whether you’re here for the grunge, the glitter, or the early 2000s club hits, these two are serving up wall-to-wall bangers with no filler. Don’t settle for a boring Friday night—come get loose with Jooce and Todd G.
Playlist: 90s R&B, Y2K Pop, and Old School Hip Hop. 👟🎧
Mood: 100% Fresh Squeezed Nostalgia. 🍊🕺
10pm-2am – No cover!
saturday, may 09
Sew Hungry Food Truck Festival
Hamilton’s Ultimate Street Food Feast 🍔🍹☀️
Bring your appetite. On Saturday, May 9th, the legendary Sew Hungry Food Truck Festival returns to Ottawa Street!
We’re shutting down the street and rolling in the city’s absolute best food trucks, pop-ups, and local eateries. But you don’t have to eat standing up! Make us your home base – you are fully encouraged to bring your street food favourites right onto the patios at both Malarkey and The Argyle. Pair those gourmet tacos or loaded fries with our tasty drinks, ice-cold beers, and signature cocktails all afternoon long.
The Vibe: Food comas, patio sunshine, and ice-cold drinks. 🍻
The Strategy: Wear your stretchiest pants, grab your food from the trucks, and snag a table with us. 👖
wednesday, may 13
Speed dating!
Stop Swiping. Start Talking. 💬✨
Mid-week slump? Let’s fix that.
Happy Hours presents “Cuties and Conversations”, a fresh and totally low-pressure speed dating event for singles aged 28 to 38. Ditch the algorithms and the endless text threads, and come spend your Wednesday night making genuine, face-to-face connections. We provide the cozy atmosphere and the icebreakers—you just bring your best self.
Who: Local singles, Ages 28-38
When: Wednesday, May 13th
The Vibe: Relaxed, conversational, and totally authentic. 🥂
friday, may 15
dance party!
Friday Night Therapy with DJ Fazooli 🪩🙌
The work week is officially over, and the dance floor is calling.
Start your weekend the right way this Friday, May 15th as Hamilton legend DJ Fazooli takes over the sound system. Known for her flawless beat-matching and unmatched ability to read a room, she’s delivering a masterclass in making people move. Leave your stress at the door, grab a drink, and let one of the city’s best DJs guide your Friday night.
The Vibe: High energy, inclusive, and loud. 🔥
The Crowd: Anyone ready to dance it all out.
10pm-2am – No cover!
Saturday, may 23
Dance Party!
Turning Up the Temperature. 🌡️🔊
Summer is practically here, and things are officially heating up on the dance floor.
Join us on Saturday, May 23rd as DJ Dave Tyson curates the ultimate weekend soundtrack. Known for his flawless transitions and ability to read the crowd perfectly, Dave is serving up a feel-good blend of classic hits, modern bangers, and those tracks that just feel like summer. Grab a cold drink and get ready to sweat.
Perfect For: Big groups, late-night revelers, and anyone ready to let loose. 💃🕺
Expect: Great drinks, great company, and zero bad songs.
- 10pm-2am – No cover!
friday, may 29
dance party!
Satisfy Your Weekend Cravings 🍽️🔥
The work week is done, and it’s time to feast.
Friday, May 29th, we’re kicking off the weekend with a massive night on the dance floor. DJ Deep N’ Delicious is taking over the booth to serve up a heavy-hitting mix of floor-filling bangers, deep cuts, and undeniable grooves. The energy in the room is going to be extra electric because it also happens to be Sam’s (aka DJ Deep N’ Delicious) birthday!
Come for the incredible music, stay to buy the DJ a celebratory shot, and keep your feet moving until last call.
The Vibe: High-energy beats and Friday night release. 🚀
The Mission: Toast the birthday girl and tear up the dance floor. 🥂
10pm-2am – No cover!
